wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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