it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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