Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
your room smells of hookers.
And success
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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