one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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