i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My nipple is on Facebook.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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