I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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