Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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