We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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