Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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