Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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