All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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