I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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