it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Girls should come with a carfax report
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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