we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Its about making memories worth repressing
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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