Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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