i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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