dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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