He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
