so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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