porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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