Welp...herpes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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