A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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