i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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