I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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