10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
