how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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