it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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