she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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