Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
