she looked like the before picture.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
they're like a gay fantastic four
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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