She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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