Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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