that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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