Having a random hookup so left but love u
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
