Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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