I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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