Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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