You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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