Well apparently he's into motor boating.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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