A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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