so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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