I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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