your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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