I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my being single is dangerous.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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