Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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