Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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