why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I think i got beer on your cat.
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