Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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