It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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