I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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