I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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