yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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