i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
please come you make the beer taste better
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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